What ever your looking for, just know that you have a little problem.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
God only lets things grow until they are perfect. Some of us didn’t take as long as others!
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”
I was shocked to read in the papers today that a short person had been pickpocketed. I just thought to myself “How could someone stoop so low?”
How do short people greet others? They microwave.
““Keep looking up.” – Motivational advice for most people. Necessary advice for short people.”
Tall vs. Short Tall People: “I’m somewhere around 6 feet.” Short People: “I’m 5 feet and 5.756432841 inches.”
Just played miniature golf with a short person, but he just called it golf.
I hope the next stage of your life comes with a ladder.